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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have faught, or are still fighting. Who got through it, or who didn’t. Reblog it for them.

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bebroom:

A woman’s body is not for you. If she wants to cover it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. If she wants to expose it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. It is not an indication of her self-respect, but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.

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Après l’échec des dernières négociations avec la mairie afin de trouver un accord raisonnable sur le montant du loyer du stade Vélodrome, la direction de l’OM annonce que son équipe ne jouera pas à Marseille.
La première rencontre prévue à domicile contre Montpellier, le week-end du 15 au 17 août, aura lieu au stade de la Mosson.
L’Olympique de Marseille présente, une nouvelle fois, toutes ses excuses à ses supporters. Philippe Pérez, le directeur général du club, tient à préciser que «tout a été tenté, de notre côté, afin de permettre aux Marseillais de venir soutenir leur équipe au stade Vélodrome. Mais la position radicale de la municipalité ne nous laisse d’autre choix que de prendre cette douloureuse décision. Il s’agit, malheureusement, de notre seule option pour préserver les intérêts vitaux de l’OM qui ne peut pas et ne paiera jamais ce que réclame la mairie.»

Source: om.net

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

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karoroad:

this just may be the best gif ever

karoroad:

this just may be the best gif ever

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lyonista:

thelastcartonrouge:

lyonista:

thelastcartonrouge:

lyonista:

thelastcartonrouge:

Maintenant qui a 7 000€ à me passer?

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER YOU GUYS

SHE IS THE FUCKING BEST

YOU PRECIOUS BRAIN YOU

IM SO FUCKING PROUD

Thanks Ninetteeeee
Tu m’envoies un chèque?

Bordel, t as pas choisi la moins chère ! Le conseil régional est ton amiiii

Lol j’aurai rien, c’est sûr

Ptete pas 7000 pelles c est certain mais un peu!

Ah non rien. Je viens de checker, y a rien pour l’ile de france et le val de marne

lyonista:

thelastcartonrouge:

lyonista:

thelastcartonrouge:

Maintenant qui a 7 000€ à me passer?

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER YOU GUYS

SHE IS THE FUCKING BEST

YOU PRECIOUS BRAIN YOU

IM SO FUCKING PROUD

Thanks Ninetteeeee
Tu m’envoies un chèque?

Bordel, t as pas choisi la moins chère ! Le conseil régional est ton amiiii

Lol j’aurai rien, c’est sûr